2008

May

“Everybody loved Moby. Then he got pompous with tea, and...”
— Where Is The Craigslist...

Apr

“Mr Obama has fought a brilliant campaign, out-organising his...”
— FT.com - Comment &...

“In Egypt’s sandy silence, all alone, Stands a gigantic...”
— —Horace Smith Ozymandias -...

Mar

Feb

“From 1980 to 2001, all of the net growth in American...”
— The fading lustre of clusters...

sorry, music’s terrible.

“Secretary Amy Terriere has become track star Kelly’s...”
— Ah, I’d almost forgotten...

“Please note that this email simply acknowledges that we have...”
— ebuyer are extra careful.

it’s official

Jan

“I took them to Radio 1, and left one for John Peel. Every...”
— The Billy Bragg Podcast

“By the end of 2004 Gazprom was the sole gas supplier to at...”
— Gazprom - Wikipedia, the free...

“Facebook is a deliberate experiment in global manipulation”
— Is it? I mean, is it...

“On the way here today, we passed under a bridge that carried...”
— Remarks Of John Edwards Today...

“It is 2016, and the Hillary Clinton or John McCain or Barack...”
— Parag Khanna

“Pundits want to know what happened in New Hampshire. Why...”
— Who’s banging...

“All my life, people have told me that my father changed...”
— Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg

“State terrorism means using the military to kill civilians....”
— Six World Conflicts In Search...

“Today I have withdrawn my candidacy for President of the...”
— That’s it! That’s...

“Why, as a New York-based paper, are we not backing Rudolph...”
— Primary Choices: John McCain -...

“Invite Mail Delivery Subsystem to chat”

2 hours in, it’s looking like the presidential race is...

2007

Dec

In the first bar things were stop ‘n’ stare But in this bar things were laissez-faire

Half of what I say is meaningless But I say it just to reach you

“Our enormously productive economy demands that we make...”
— Victor Lebow, 1955

Nov

You said I’d wake up dead drunk Alone in the park I called you a liar But how right you...

“You spend the first five years trying to get with the plan And the next five years trying to...

‘This Is Just To Say’I have eatenthe plumsthat were inthe iceboxand whichyou were...

“the horror of dried blood was now part of the air”

“If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be...”

Oct

Me: Is everything really shit, or does it just seem that way?
Texperts 66000: 'Is It Just Me or Is Everything Shit?: The Encyclopedia of Modern Life' - a book by A. McArthur and S. Lowe, may contain the answer you are looking for.
Me: I'll take that as a yes.
Texperts 66000: Apologies, to clarify, everything is not shit, however whether you perceive it to be will depend on your own personal outlook on life. There are always positive things going on, and it should be enjoyed! No charge for this, and as you felt we weren't clear before, your next answer will be free.

Media Blitz | The Daily Show | Comedy...

Media Blitz | The Daily Show | Comedy Central Jon profiles how hard the news works to turn the...

Conceptual Terrorists Encase Sears Tower...

Conceptual Terrorists Encase Sears Tower In Jell-O | The Onion - America’s Finest News...

People who were adults when hypercolour tshirts were around are middle-aged now. That’s scary

“Oh when my love, my darling, You’ve left me here...”
— The Cockney Amorist, by John...

“Carelessness. I lost my one true love. I started drinking....”
— Dylan on how he chose his...

M.I.A. on Pancake Mountain

M.I.A. on Pancake Mountain M.I.A. shows the kids of Pancake Mountain how to break a move....

Sep

“My name is AK von Malmborg and I am a composer, singer and...”
— MySpace.com - AK von Malmborg...

What is reCAPTCHA?

If I ever try to kill myself, I hope I look this good a week...

Martini Ranch feat. Michael Biehn: “How Can The Labouring Man Find Time For...

The Misfits: “Last Caress”

Ed Ruscha, via www.beatmuseum.org

Kate Nash, “Birds”